Dear Nadya Suleman,
Regarding your recent semi-nude photo shoot to “prove” that your body is “back to normal,” I have a request on behalf of (I’m guessing) 90 to 95% of the people in the nation.
Please, we beg of you. Just…stop. Go away, raise your dozen kids, and just…stop. We’ve seen more than enough of you already.
Jason and the Rest of the Internet.